July 2011
Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show...
- Jack: Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
- Alex: Where are you going?!
- Jack: We're not done yet!
- Alex: Where are you guys going!?
- Jack: What the fuck are you doing?!
- Alex: Guys!
- Jack: C'mon!
- Alex: Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
- Jack: Now we've got to wait for them.
- Alex: We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
- ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
- Alex: Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
- Jack: Girls don't poop!
- Alex: Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
- Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
- Alex: Nope, nope. False alarm.
- Jack: False alarm.
- Alex: False alarm. Where are they?
- Jack: Nope.
- Alex: That's not them.
- Jack: Unless they both turned into a guy?
- Alex: They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
- Jack: That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
- Alex: They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
- Jack: They're probably doing drugs.
- Alex: I'm GOING to wait.
- Jack: Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
- Alex: Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
- Jack: Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
- Alex: I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
- Rian gets up to go and get them.
- Alex: What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
- Jack: Don't tell them what we're doing
- Alex: He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
- Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
- Jack and Alex: YAY!!
- Alex: Good job guys.
- Jack: We waited for you!
- Alex: How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
- Jack: Are you on drugs?
